In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that women have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of women without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against women and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously speaking in support of our campaign said "But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there.".

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